OMG I finally got around to repointing the DNS for me site.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU.  WRONG.

view the horror here

 FUCKOFFOMETER 3/5 nominated by Brown

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. FUCK OFF.

Fuck Off Rating: 2/5

actually its just russel howard .  fuck off.

I have decided to ressurect this thing as a good old-fashoned "rant at stupid things on the telly" blog.

 Number 1: Lycos or whatever it's called.  Teaches Lice a Lesson. Use biocides responsibly.  I think you'd have a hard time teaching lice a lesson, being that they have very very small brains.  

FUCK OFF MARKS: 1/5

edit: it's Lyclear, not Lycos.  They can both fuck off.

 Beat that!

Martin's getting in on the act too:

I've defected to Billericay.  It's loads more fun than the Bentwood for some reason, perhaps it's the lack of legions of the White Shirted Wanker and a seemingly more indie theme.  All the pubs are nice.  At least two of them seem to have the poor imitation of Milkdrop (windows media player visualisation) playing on their widescreens.  It's only a matter of time before I get the whole of Essex hypnotized by Milkdrop.  Chad played Queen Greatest Hits 2 especially for Martin on the way home.  I could smell the burning of Mercedes leather.  One of the most amusing things what happened was some bird kicking my crutch and saying "OOoo sorry for rubbing my foot on your crotch, that is how you pronounce it right?"   I'll never wash again. 

In other news, the new PM of Australiaiaialala is Paul O'Grady: 

Rock & roll! 

Hello there!  Tonight is actually bonfire night, so I thought I'd write about the great Bonfire of Button Common which was on Saturday.  Why is Button Common called Button Common? I do not know.  Martin doesn't think it's named after a sacrificial virgin lamb, but I'm not convinced.  Anyway, as usual the bonfire was mahoojin, and the fireworks were ace (although some complained that they didn't go on for as long as last year).  I particularly enjoyed the StarWars soundtrack, and the 8 pints of real ale at the Green Man and 1.5 hours of sleep I had on the sofa, and seeing Jane who I haven't seen for months and months and was lovely as ever.  Chad has defected to Billericay.

Strangely today I have been ultra productive at work.  Must be the yeast.  Or the hops.

ho, looks like I've been evicted from mat's blog extravaganza!  Awesome!  strange that Martin hasn't been though, must be a popularity contest!

Shockingly, I've got a horrible cold again.  I've also reinstalled vista after forgetting how hideous it is, but now I remember.  Oh god how I remember.  ALL I'M TRYING TO DO IS COPY SOME PHOTOS OFF THE EXTERNAL DRIVE THAT I ALREADY SHARED ONTO A STRANGE AND FOREIGN MAC COMPUTER. 

I suppose I should be grateful that I finally managed to get sound working, graphics drivers are no longer 1/3 the speed of XP, and persuaded the bloody thing that I had in fact purchased a copy legally, rather than installing a leetjuarez illeagalissimo avast ye scurvy pirate version.  Hard to believe that anyone would in fact part with their hard earned for this, I know...

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*sniff*